The Anti New Year Resolution
By the time you read this, it will just be some random day and my master plan will have worked brilliantly. (((evil laugh))) I am certain you have transformed into … Continue reading
April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment
Stressed Out at the Dollar Store
Life is too good to stress out at the dollar store. See? I was in line at the dollar store. I had a pleasant visit gathering things for my … Continue reading
August 31, 2014 · 4 Comments
Alacazam!
I suck at math… Suck? That word is too light to describe math in my opinion. I would rather be swimming in the Gulf waters filled with chum, than … Continue reading
August 31, 2014 · 3 Comments